floatingplot: (! Under the sea)
NPC plot account ([personal profile] floatingplot) wrote2012-06-13 04:10 pm

Team Idiots / Part 2

[You have escaped. Congratulations, surely all your problems are over and you can return to your apartments- Oh, wait, no.]
fuhrinkaed: (And I'm spent.)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-13 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
...we're in the ocean. Okay. Full power is out. [Hey let's start off by healing everybody up with some magic. Should be good, right?]

There's gotta be something around here somewhere. Any ideas?
endlesslyuseless: (And you take away three; that's nine)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-13 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Urrgh. [He sort of holds a hand to his head. He's had worse than this, like, say, being eaten alive and repeatedly killed by the Stakes but at least they were cute. He does perk up a bit at the healing, though.]

Ah, thanks. I've...got no idea. Maybe there's a submarine station around here somewhere? [He looks around.] This place is like a ghost town.
fuhrinkaed: (Leave it to me!)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Well then. Let's go exploring! [Feeling much more confident now that he can hear a voice in his head (The Seal, not the whatever Battler has), he takes a quick look around for the least damaged-seeming road.]
endlesslyuseless: (Now that's really four tens)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-13 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Do you hear something?

{Goddammit this is fucking creepyyy.]
fuhrinkaed: (Huh?)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-13 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
...nothing unusual. The Librarian's asking me what just happened and I'm explaining it to her, but...

...I never said anything about that. Anyways! Are you hearing something weird? [Ed starts walking down the main road cautiously.]
endlesslyuseless: (Base eight is just like base ten really)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Just this weird static--[S C R E A M OH MY GOD>

Needless to say, Battler looks a little ill.]
W...wha...

fuhrinkaed: (Huh?)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
...why would you change paint colors midway through? Think he ran out?

[In the meanwhile, Ed is using some magic to grab and captchalogue a bit of the earth from here, too.]

...for that matter, which god?
endlesslyuseless: (Well six actually.)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Battler sort of leans forward to eye the wall--and shudders.]

That's not paint! They used their own blood.

[It's probably rude to redtext all over someone else's game board but dude. He was also kind of hoping he'd be unable to redtext it.]
fuhrinkaed: (Reeh?)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
...do you have a captchalogue too? The lady who gave me mine spoke green.

[Click.]

...wait he used BLOOD?!
endlesslyuseless: (Which is ten base ten)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
A captchalogue? No, I don't--[....Facepalm.]

You mean those weird aliens who speak in color? It's not the same as the red truth. You can't speak something that's false in red truth.
fuhrinkaed: (I have opinions!)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Is that a kind of magic?

[There's a slight increase in magical pressure.]

Can you demonstrate it again right quick? My... I want to see it in action.
endlesslyuseless: (Shall we have a go at it?)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really the same as magic. It's just the truth. Even a human can uses, although they're not allowed to. They get the Blue Truth instead, to create theories that can only be disproved by Red Truth--This isn't the time for this!

[WE'RE IN AN ABANDONED DEAD CITY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.]
fuhrinkaed: (It's fine.)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Many things, let's discuss it over tea sometime.]

Oh, right. We have to keep going and figure out what that god is...

Remind me to try a blue truth sometime. It seems interesting.
endlesslyuseless: (So you look at the four in the tens plac)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
We can discuss it later, I'm sure I can come up with a game for us to play...

[Sure hope you like mysteries, Ed. No, you don't get any scooby snacks. Anyway, Battler's turning to look over the horizon for...anything that looks like a sign where to go.] But we really need to get out of here.
fuhrinkaed: (I have opinions!)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Can you fly? [He hovers on his own.] If not, I can cast something... we can look faster that way.
endlesslyuseless: (With only your right eye uncovered)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
...I-it's not how I'd like to travel. [Battler...looks a little queasy at the mention of 'flying'. He could, in theory, but he'd fall for sure!

So, he takes a middle road, bursting into a swarm of gold butterflies that proceed to nest in Ed's hair. God help them both.]


fuhrinkaed: (Leave it to me!)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Ed goes flying up into the sky, looking for some kind of important hub.

And because he knows better, he will be making sure to avoid any errant dripping water on the way. Butterflies and water don't mix, bro.]
endlesslyuseless: (If you can dimly visualize)

[personal profile] endlesslyuseless 2012-06-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[While this all sounds very creepy, Battler's kind of concerned Ed will run out of energy and they'll fall and die and it'll be awful.]
fuhrinkaed: (Thinking)

[personal profile] fuhrinkaed 2012-06-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
So they destroyed themselves...

Hahah. That's... not good.

That's really... not good. These poor people...

[He continues flying on, somber. If you can sense magic, Battler, this kid's got way too much of it.]

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